Cho Eating Crap for Wanting to Eat Palin

Cho has been a long-time warrior for gay & gender rights

Cho has been a long-time warrior for gay & gender rights

When I read Margaret Cho’s blog “I Wanna Steam Up Those Glasses,” I laughed my ass off!  I called my RobotBoy into the room and read it aloud like it was foreplay and then HE laughed his ass off.  Maybe YOU will laugh your ass off but be warned — if you start to snicker and spit out your milk, well SHAME ON YOU b/c that makes you part of the patriarchy.  Cho thinks of herself as a feminist and so do I but apparently we are both wrong because it is (all kinda yummy) wrong to want Palin to relax her rigid thighs (and views) a little and it is wrong to laugh at the mere REDONKULOUS idea of it.  Arg!  This really burns me up — and not in a good way.  Palin made rape victims pay for their own rape kits but my sweet giggle is tyranny?  Palin’s positions on women’s rights are so scarily appalling that one wonders if she is even a woman at all…  so maybe some of us, like Cho, want to picture her in a different position entirely and who can blame us?  Though, Cho’s on her own as far as giving Palin sexual favors.  Me, I just like to watch.

I’ve been a Cho fan forever and I will never be a fan of Palin’s so maybe I’m biased, maybe my good taste and good sense has me skewed on this issue.  I only know that I trust one more than I trust the other.  Cho isn’t qualified to be vice-president or else I’d vote for her.  Cho for VP!  Well, why not?  Palin isn’t qualified either.  But imagine the insanity of asking a rape victim to pony up some dough so that their insides can be swabbed in the the hopes of justice?  Now imagine that the sperm she never asked for has taken root in her insides and the same dumb bitch who asked her to pay for her rape kit is telling her she has to keep those seeds of violence inside of her?  The RobotBoy asked me if I’d ever choose to keep the child of rape and I said, “I dunno, maybe…” and then he rolled his eyes like he didn’t believe me.  I turned 34 in June so maybe my clock is starting to tick and also I’m one to look for that silver lining, maybe I’d want to see if some good could come of it but then I have never been raped so who am I to say?  More likely, I’d need to spend the year+ (plus plus)  after the attack just trying to sleep through the night without nightmares.  I’d probably be pretty pissed when the rapist’s spawn woke me up with its hollering. It would probably be all I could do just to find a little spot of safe so I doubt I’d be up to providing a little one with the motherly safety it needed to overcome its genetic ick.  The RobotBoy and I have had this nature/nurture argument before and he rolls his eyes b/c he can’t get past the genetics issue…. which would be a valid worry… I argue nurture but would I risk the nature?  That’s a hell of a gamble.  I have to wonder “Has Palin even walked her mind through this?”  Well,  I bet Margaret Cho has.

Cho for VP! Viva Cho!

Anyways, here’s what Cho said that got the panties of some all atwist.  Personally, I think you’re in for a treat, but maybe you’ll be as appalled as I was at Palin charging for rape kits.  Either way, as a woman, as a feminist, I reserve the right to laugh my (well)tapped ass off!

I wanna steam up those glasses  ( a blog by Margaret Cho)

I am not voting for McCain. I hope that is obvious. I am sick of every one saying – “He was a good soldier. He was a good soldier.”

Um yeah. He was captured.

So he was not that good.

And now with Sarah Palin at his side, they have actually become the worst ticket imaginable. The only way it could be worse would be if Satan were running with Chuck Norris as his VP. Actually, Lucifer-Norris sounds better than McCain-Palin.

But even though I would never, ever vote for Palin, I am kind of obsessed with fucking her. She is sexy and hot in a MILF/Cougar way. Like you could have that real mature, straight to the point, adult, over forty, gonna cum multiple times with a big, oversize t-shirt on and nothing else and “I don’t care what I look like cuz I am gonna bust nuts in your curl” kind of fucking with her. I want to steam up those glasses and show her what a pitbull with lipstick really needs – doggy style!

Seriously – I wanna eat her Alaskan pussy from behind. Like an Eskimo. What?! I’m just trying to keep warm!

Although you know that thing is frozen and my tongue would probably stick.


To  see what Cho has to say about the above, go to her blog:

Alphabetfiend is Dia VanGunten — a writer & wanna-be circus freak living in Austin, Texas.

5 Responses to “Cho Eating Crap for Wanting to Eat Palin”

  1. […] or yourself. We’re Americans! We reserve the right to sexualize our VP nominees. (So far Margaret Cho did it best!) No wonder she's "energized the Republicans."       We do it because we […]

  2. […] Margaret Cho goes down on Sarah Palin, as she’s offered to do, then I’m so gonna suckle Tina Fey. Or if she’d prefer, she could totally do me with a […]

  3. […] as Hillary. I spy some XXX girl-on-girl action. Hope Hartley was careful with her tongue cause like Margaret Cho said, “You know that thing is frozen.” Hartley’s lucky she wasn’t lapping at […]

  4. […] Margaret Cho goes down on Sarah Palin, as she’s offered to do, then I’m so gonna suckle Tina Fey. Or if she’d prefer, she could totally do me with a […]

  5. […] Margaret Cho gave voice to McCain’s mythos and the ways that we struggle to hold on to it. Cho blogged, “I am not voting for McCain. I hope that is obvious. I am sick of every one saying – […]

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