Peggy Hill to Star in Palin Porn?

Is Peggy Hill the Palin look-a-like to star in Larry Flint’s “Nailin Palin”?
Peggy & Palin are both impressed with themselves

Peggy & Palin are both impressed with themselves

In my last post about the Palin porn, I confessed my cartoon kink. Dirty cartoons are some silly sexy.  Peggy’s perfect for the part. (Palin and Peggy have lots in common; they’re both unqualified idiots who only think they’re smart.) Peggy could stick her giant feet up McCain’s arse-hole and then Hank could show up with his hammer and then the rest. How’s that for Joe Six-Pack? I bet Boomhauer’s huge! That’s why he gets all that boom-boom. It wouldn’t be Peggy’s first foray into porn. She once did online foot fetish videos. If Flint came a knocking, I tell-you-whut, he got hit with Hank’s hammer. (giggety) Hank was all like “I’m the King of this hill!” So Larry cast someone else.
I'm probably the only one who'd prefer Peggy

I'd prefer Peggy -- I'm alone in that no doubt.

Her name is Lisa Ann and she was paid $3000 to star in the Hustler flick. Porn star Nina Hartley was cast as Hillary. I spy some XXX girl-on-girl action. Hope Hartley was careful with her tongue cause like Margaret Cho said, “You know that thing is frozen.” Hartley’s lucky she wasn’t lapping at the real Palin or else it could’ve been a very gross reenactment of the frozen pole (giggety) scene from Christmas Story.

Watch where you put yer tongue!

Watch where you put yer tongue!

 Alphabetfiend is Dia VanGunten — a writer & wanna-be circus freak from Austin, Texas.

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4 Responses to “Peggy Hill to Star in Palin Porn?”

  1. […] Palin (yeaaa, now that’s more like it) go peek at the porn star version of Palin on Peggy Hill to Star in Palin Porn. Other than that I’ve got nothin’ more for ya’. It’s midnight on a Friday […]

  2. […] I told you that Larry Flint was making a Palin porn and then I told you that he’d pegged Peggy Hill to “play” Palin.  I thought for sure that Hank Hill, being the King of his Hill, would never go for it. Looks […]

  3. […] wonder Larry Flint cast Peggy as porn-star Palin in his latest political project Nailin Pailin!  And of course Cotton Hill starred as John […]

  4. […] Peggy Hill to Star in Palin Porn? […]

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