Jen in GQ — Bringin’ Butt Crack Back

Check it out folks!  Jen Aniston poses nude in GQ and looks surprisingly sexy.

I’m not really a big Jennifer Aniston fan… never really have been… especially since she turned her Grecian curves into the zone-fed ick that is supposedly the pinnacle of hotness but is really a pilates plasticity that bores me. Yawn.  I’m actually more into her Dad who plays the villain Victor on the soap I sometimes watch (Days of Our Lives.)

That said I really dig that nekkid in menswear thing and she looks quite fetching in just a necktie.


She’d look even better with her old curves, me thinks, but I’ll let it go. For now. The photo of her in nothing but wool flannel trousers hanging low on her ass and exposing her butt crack is pretty damn yum. I can’t stand butt crack in too small whiskered hoochie jeans but there’s something really freaking sexy about ass crack in too-big men’s trousers. (If I can ever find the sexy bitch photo I’ll post it. Fo sho.)

So anyway. That’s all I got, I guess. Oh! Yea. She also says something in the GQ interview about the Jolie-Pitt kiddies… something about jetting to the Hampton’s with Zahara on her hip “and Knox”… something like that.

 The funny thing is that people don’t realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends. Can you imagine? That’d be hysterical: I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox …

I haven’t read the article and she was joking of course but I wouldn’t be surprised if Angelina sends Aniston a poison pen letter. Keep my kids out yer mouth, bee-otch!  It sucks that Jen’s heart ended up broken and all but if I were the home-wrecker and those were my tots, I’d probably balk at that. Just sayin’.

Speaking of Jolie, the hottest home-wrecker of all time, Aniston lobs one at her too. When asked about Jolie’s frank admission that her & Brad fell in love on the set of “Mr & Mrs. Smith” Aniston is clearly still soured by the whole affair.

 No daggers through the heart. I laugh. Am I surprised? … Considering the source, nothing surprises me.

You’ve got mail, Jen…. from your new poison pen-pal.

OK. Now I’m done.  Buh-bye.

2 Responses to “Jen in GQ — Bringin’ Butt Crack Back”

  1. […] Aniston was on David Letterman last night. They discussed her recent birthday suit photo shoot for GQ magazine, at which point Jen presented Dave with a tie box — inside was the tie that barely […]

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