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Sarah Silverman sez “Get Granny to Vote Obama!”

Posted in Fame & Celebrity, Hooray for Choice!, I Heart Funny Femmes, I Heart My Love-Tribe, politics, Republicans scare me with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 11, 2008 by alphabetfiend

Sarah Silverman’s The Great Shlep is pure Jews-for-Obama genius.

Vote for Obama, gonna visit Grandmama.

Vote for McCain, to me yer a shit stain.

-S.S. (Super Sarah!)

Sarah Silverman saves the world! One Jew at a time.

Sarah Silver is my hero!

Sarah Silver is my hero!

Silverman was on “Countdown with Kieth Olberman” last night talking about her new political project, ie, plan to save the planet from total destruction and fight the evil-est villians yet.

Silverman brilliantly launched the internet sensation The Great Schlep which she discussed with Olberman last night, in addition to the usual crass naughtiness.

In The Great Schlep Silverman hilariously urges young Jews to visit their Grandparents in Florida (or wherever their elders may gather) to conduct intimate campaigns — poolside, over matzo balls, during television commercials. Wherever you can fit Obama in. Silverman suggests you sock ’em right in the heart! Don’t hesitate to use their love for you as a chance to sweet talk them into voting for Obama. Don’t pass up the opportunity to capitalize on their gratitude and joy at seeing your loving face. Sieze the chance to clear up some of the misconceptions they might have about the canidate with the odd sounding name. Hug them tightly, coo into their furry ears if you must. Alleviate their fears.

Spend quality time with your old people while increasing the quantity of democrat votes. Now that’s a win-win if there ever was!

 In fact, Jew or not, we should all be visiting to our Nanas or Poppys.

Haven’t you been meaning to see more of Mamaw anyway?

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