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Palin Got A Boob Job!

Posted in politics, Porn Stars are Peeple too, Sex & XXX with tags , , , , , , , , , on October 15, 2008 by alphabetfiend

Oh wait! That’s Lisa Ann. Damn. Throw some lenscrafter specs on a porn star and call her Sarah Palin.

Um.. I mean Serra Paylin. (Clever, clever, Mr. Flint!)

Who put the lipstick on that there pig?

Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin

Boobs for Obama!

Now pervs can watch porn and be patriotic at the same time! Yay!

The plot? A Russian tank crashes into a tree in front of Sarah’s (Serra’s) suspiciously expensive home that Todd Palin supposedly built himself.

Here’s an excerpt from the script:

In Serra’s living room – afternoon.

Close up of a moose head hanging on the wall, then a photo of Serra giving the thumbs up while her foots rests on a dead polar bear.

Snow falls outside a draped window.

There’s a loud knock on the door.

Serra: Jeepers crumpets, who could that be?

Door is opened to reveal:

Two Russian soldiers in long trench coats & fur-lined hats.

Naughty naughty! To see more of the script or of Lisa Ann go thee to TMZ.

Peggy Hill to Star in Palin Porn?

Posted in I Heart Funny Femmes, politics, Porn Stars are Peeple too, Sex & XXX, TV with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 5, 2008 by alphabetfiend
Is Peggy Hill the Palin look-a-like to star in Larry Flint’s “Nailin Palin”?
Peggy & Palin are both impressed with themselves

Peggy & Palin are both impressed with themselves

In my last post about the Palin porn, I confessed my cartoon kink. Dirty cartoons are some silly sexy.  Peggy’s perfect for the part. (Palin and Peggy have lots in common; they’re both unqualified idiots who only think they’re smart.) Peggy could stick her giant feet up McCain’s arse-hole and then Hank could show up with his hammer and then the rest. How’s that for Joe Six-Pack? I bet Boomhauer’s huge! That’s why he gets all that boom-boom. It wouldn’t be Peggy’s first foray into porn. She once did online foot fetish videos. If Flint came a knocking, I tell-you-whut, he got hit with Hank’s hammer. (giggety) Hank was all like “I’m the King of this hill!” So Larry cast someone else.
I'm probably the only one who'd prefer Peggy

I'd prefer Peggy -- I'm alone in that no doubt.

Her name is Lisa Ann and she was paid $3000 to star in the Hustler flick. Porn star Nina Hartley was cast as Hillary. I spy some XXX girl-on-girl action. Hope Hartley was careful with her tongue cause like Margaret Cho said, “You know that thing is frozen.” Hartley’s lucky she wasn’t lapping at the real Palin or else it could’ve been a very gross reenactment of the frozen pole (giggety) scene from Christmas Story.

Watch where you put yer tongue!

Watch where you put yer tongue!

 Alphabetfiend is Dia VanGunten — a writer & wanna-be circus freak from Austin, Texas.

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